Ok, it wasn't a motorbike, and it wasn't really elephants that I ran into.
However, me and the Fish and Chips had an incident with a power pole this evening when the brake cable snapped on my trusty mountainbike.
I am delighted to report the dinner was unscathed. I can also confirm the author is unscathed, apart from a tiny little graze on the knee, so unfortunately no cool war wounds for Xmas dinner anecdotes I'm afraid.
I knew all those crazy mountainbike trips where its almost compulsory to fall off were for good reason, it teaches you how to fall off properly and safely.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!
